Moms are sweethearts .. yes we all know that !
She cares for her children like nobody else does. It’s said that she can smell it, when danger comes looking for her children !
Wait a minute ! But what happens .. when her sixth sense overpowers her sense of judgement and makes her obsessed about your safety !
Sighh ! One of the prime reasons of my mother’s woes n worries is me travelling. Every time I come up with this great plan to go out with friends, mom brings out some completely new n totally unheard reason of why I shouldn’t be travelling at all.
I hereby take this stand to enlist some of those reasons. I could even classify them in suitable groups. Hats off to mom’s versatility !
I)- SUPERSTITIOUS REASONS :
1. “No you shouldn’t be travelling on saturdays, you know you have this shani – dosha in your kundali“
(So, if unfortunately my train is weekly and leaves on a saturday, theres no way I can visit that place for the rest of my life of course unless the Indian Rail Government takes pity on me and changes the time table)
2.“I am getting bad vibes”
(FYI- a bad vibe can vary from spotting a black cat in our backyard, hearing a dog cry- doesn’t matter even if the poor thing has been crying in pain, or seeing the diya flame getting extinguished- absolutely forgetting that flames cannot withstand ceiling fans)
II)- POLITICAL REASONS :
1. “It’s just two days left for Republic Day, do you think trains would be the safest place to be on such days”
(For my mom, every national holiday comes with an unsafe window of 48 hours)
2. “Are you kidding me? It has not been even a month since that naxalite attack”
(A little note to my friends- If you want me to visit your place, make sure you get in contact with the naxalites of your area- befriend them, convince them, BRIBE THEM if possible, so that they do not cause any mishap around my arrival)
III)- SOCIAL REASONS :
Mom – “What ?? You don’t want to miss Bunty’s marriage, do you ?”
Me – “Bunty ? Whoever is he ?”
Mom – “Just so you know, Bunty is not a “he” and “she” happens to be the daughter of Sharma Aunty’s sister”
(Yeah, that’s right. Sharma aunty does have a huge role to play in my life)
IV)- Finally, REASONS I COULDN’T FIND ANY CATEGORY FOR :
Me – “Mom, can I go for a trip to Jammu with friends?”
Mom – “Did you just say JAMMU ?? Do you have any idea, how dangerous that route is – full of cliffs and bridges. Arent you aware of that accident where the train got derailed and fell off a bridge ?”
Me – ” MOM ! But that was in Karnataka ! “
Mom – ” Karnataka or Jammu, a BRIDGE stays a BRIDGE !!!”
ENOUGH ! END OF DISCUSSION !
Ummm.. just in case ... -->